Are You Sick And Tired Of Craving Hugs And Left Empty Handed?
Given Up On THA (TJ Hugs Anonymous) And Ready To Come Back For More?
Let Me Personally Show Up To Your Door And Give You The Support You Need
One of the worst things imaginable is a lack of hugs.
Nobody should go through life without the recommended daily dosage of TJ hugs.
Due to a high volume request, I’ve since quit my modeling job on Ellis Island and devoted my entire soul to providing you with the hugs and antidote for your stress and worries.
Fire Side Brohug: If you simply need a hug delivered to your campside party from a brotha that loves you.
TJ Hug Explosion: The Top Requested Hug Of All – I Burst Into Your House Shirtless And Overwhelm You With Love
Overly Happy Behind The Back Shirtless Surpise: For when you are having a bad day at work and need a pleasant surprise.
Wedding Man Photo Hugs: If you want to look more badass at a wedding in your photos and make sure everyone’s levels of oxytocin is sky high on the best day of your life.
Young Man Vitality: If you are older and simply want to replace your coffee kick with a hug from a younger, more vibrantly energetic man.
Party Man Hug: If you feel out of control and want a hug to stabilize you and someone to whisper in your ear that you are going to be OK despite your drinking problem, this will ensure you feel loved and accepted.
Ready When You Are: If you want me to simply have my arms open at all times for up to 2 hours so you know that a hug is available. Perfect for those with abandonment or neglect issues. Know a loving hug is available at any time you want it.
Hug and Carry: For when you don’t have the energy to move anymore. Can request eyes open or closed. Can take you anywhere under 5 miles.
International Appearances: If you want your hugs delivered to multiple people overseas or want a white model to enhance your photos.
Unitard Man: An intimate experience where my unitard showcases my flaws and weaknesses so you feel vulnerable and comfortable with your own.
Brotastic Guitar Love: If you’d like me to perform soft Jack Johnson songs and then give YOU a hug afterwards. Do this in front of all your friends and feel a nice guitar on your back as you fall into a deep, comforting embrace, while everyone secretly wishes that they were you.
Family Man: If you want a glowing hug for your family photos and make the process go by easier (with increased % of smiles from children)
Interracial Hugs: If you want to feel the experience of standing out in a crowd, getting love from a lighter skin, and possibly getting a new hug experience.
Grocery Store Love Ambush: Tell me what times you shop, and I’ll personally surprise you by running across the aisle and destroying you with love. Available Mondays – Thursdays (Sorry, I cannot do Sundays anymore)
Communal Party Hugs: I show up to your party, give an inspirational speech, then smile and socialize with utmost charisma. Your friends will never forget the party they went to where sandwich hugs were available any second they wanted one.
Charitable Work: If you know a person in need that deserves a hug, I can deliver it to any location.
VIP Service
Leap Hugs: The ultimate hug experience known to man – leap into a strong man’s arms and feel your faith in yourself increase exponentially.
Celebrity Service: If you want hugs to calm your stage fright, give back your acting confidence, or simply want your photos to be enhanced.
Dangerous Alleyway Hugs In Foreign Countries: If you want to be the one kid on the block that risks a public show of affection in front of all your hardcore buddies to spread the indestructible message of love.
Dual Hugs: Receive hugs not just from me, but from my personal assistant who was born ready to love you.
Getting Hugs Is Easy
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Place A Donation And Specify Which Hug You Ordered
Contact me to get your hugs (make sure you enter the correct email or put your phone number in the description)